So what does any of this have to do with popcorn? Nothing. Everything.
Except perhaps, that you tend to eat it at the the theatre. And we all know politics is theatre.
What will it be...Butterscotch Peanut Heaven, our latest flavour putting customers and friends into orgasmic comas? Or are you more of a white cheddar with cracked black pepper fan? A purist with just air-popped corn, salt, and butter?
Don't worry: you don't need to decide. Order as many as you like!